Craig Yoe - Squeaky Clean Super Funny Jokes for Kidz: (Things to Do at Home, Learn to Read, Jokes & Riddles for Kids)

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Copyright 2020 by Craig Yoe.
Published by Mango Publishing Group, a division of Mango Media Inc. Cover Design: Craig Yoe and Clizia Gussoni
Cover Photo/illustration: Craig Yoe
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ISBN: (print) 978-1-64250-232-9 , (ebook) 978-1-64250-233-6
BISAC category code JUVENILE NONFICTION, Humor /
Jokes & Riddles Printed in the United States of America ROTFL! Fuzzy: Why did the bear get cold? Wuzzy: He was walking around with bear feet! Mike: How do you stop a skunk from smelling? Ike: Hold its nose! Moe: When are boa ts cuddly? Flo: When they hug the shore! Why did the fish cross the road? What road?!?!? Q: Why did the wildcat get sent to the principal s office? A: He was a che etah! LOL! The deli worker is thirty-six years old, five feet four inches tall and wears a size 8 shoe. What does she weigh? Cheese! Nutty News! Why didnt the turkey wan t dessert? He was s tuffed! :D Q: What did one light bu lb say to
the other l ight bulb? A: Lets go ou t tonight! Sue: What song do frogs sing to each other on ce a year? Stu: Hoppy birthday! Milly: Why is a mouse little and gray? Willy: If it was big and red it would be a barn! :P Why dont ants ride bicycles? Because they dont have thumbs to ring the bell! Q: Whats black and white and goes to pizz a parlors? A: Zebras that like piz za! ROTFL! Batty Books! Life on the River By Rhoda Boat You Ca n Do This! B y Cary Onn Seeing the Wonders of the World By Major Look I Cured M y Cravings By An ida Berger Helpin g the Poor L inda Money Solving Mat h Problems B y Adam Upp Getting Exerci se at Home By Skip Rope Chunks of Chuckles! What did one candle say to the oth er candle? These birthdays b urn me up! Iggy: How does a door feel after taki ng a bath? Ziggy: Sque aky clean! Kid lightning bug: I feel achy. Papa lightening bug: Awww, its probably just glow ing pains! How much of a slice of Swiss che ese should
you put on a sandwich? The wH OLE thing! Why do little pigs ea t so much? Because they want to make hogs of t hemselves! Side Splitters! Mom: Why couldnt the pancake go to school? Dad: She had a wa ffle cold! She: How do you keep an elephant from going through a keyhole? He: Tie a knot in its tail! LOL! When do birthday candles like to go t o parties? On the WICK-ends! Q: Why did the horse take a b at to bed? A: He wanted to hi t the hay! Where does a pig go when s hes sick? To the H OG-spital! Jerry: Why did the homeowner buy a cow? Teri: To MOO the lawn! LOL! Artie: What didnt the cow like about art class? Smarty: Drawing flies! ;) Why did the ocean keep the be ach clean? It wanted to be tide-y! Mona: Why do you put a watch in the bank? Lisa: To save time! Donut shop owner: Were just opening the shop! Customer: Will the donut s be long? Donut shop owner: Donuts arent long, you want crullers! Fun and Games! Q: Can I tell you a secret about pean ut butter? A: Yes, I promise I wont spread it arou nd! HA-HA! Customer: Waiter how long will my hotdog be? Waiter: Five inches! :D Why did the moth go to the l ight bulb? It wanted some light ente rtainment! Grandma: How do you make an eg g chuckle? Grandpa: Read him one of these yolk s! HAHAHA! Customer: Waiter! Theres a footprint on my lunch! Waiter: Sir, you said you wanted a ham sandwich and s tep on it! What goes WOEM, WO EM, WOEM!? A cat talking backwards! What Do You Call?! WHAT DO YOU CALL a rhinoceros that we ars a wig? A wig-wearing r hinoceros! Q: WHAT DO YOU CALL a man with a shovel? A: Do ug! ROTFL! WHAT DO YOU CALL a very youn g chicken? An egg. WHAT DO YOU CALL two ice-cre am scoops? Ice-cre am clones! WHAT DO YOU CALL a chicken that can sing? Hen-t ertaining! WHAT DO YOU CALL a camel witho ut a hump? A horse! :D WHAT DO YOU CALL a baby gnu? A gnu-bie! Witty Bitties! Whens the best time to get a good deal on a th ermometer? In the winter, when they are lower! Q: What do you get when an elephant jumps on
your sidewalk with a p ogo stick? A: Big holes in your sidewalk! What did the mama fork give the naughty baby fork? Tyne out! Whats the worst thing to eat at the beach? A SAND- wich.

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