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What word looks the same same backwards and upside down?
Swims.
Why did pilgrims pants always fall down?
Because they wore their belt buckles on their hats.
Why was the broom late?
It overswept.
What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet?
Supplies!
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Get ready for unending hilarity and unyielding giggle attacks, because these jokes do not quit!
If you do not think cows and pigs could get any funnier, think again. Srsly. Best. Jokes. Ever. is sure to have you rolling on the floor with laughter with smiles so big your cheeks hurt...srsly!
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BroadStreet Kids Racine, Wisconsin, USA BroadStreet Kids is an imprint of BroadStreet Publishing Group, LLC. Broadstreetpublishing.com SRSLY.BEST.JOKES.EVER. 2017 by BroadStreet Publishing ISBN 978-1-4245- 5465-2 eISBN 978-1-4245-5545-1 Content compiled by Chantelle Grace. All rights reserved. No part of this publication may be reproduced, distributed, or transmitted in any form or by any means, including photocopying, recording, or other electronic or mechanical methods, without the prior written permission of the publisher, except in the case of brief quotations embodied in critical reviews and certain other noncommercial uses permitted by copyright law. 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 7 6 5 4 3 2 1 
She is fascinated by Gods intricate design of the human body. As she works her way through medical school, she knows its important to share the gift of laughter with those around her. When shes not studying abroad, she makes her home in Prior Lake, Minnesota.
What happens when you throw a white hat into the Black Sea?It gets wet.Whats black and white, black and white, and black and white?A zebra caught in a revolving door.Whats black and white, black and white, and green?Two skunks fighting over a pickle.When is a black dog not a black dog?When its a grey-hound.Why did the tomato turn red?Because it saw the salad dressing.Whats orange and sounds like a parrot?A carrot.What bird is always sad?The blue jay.Whats green and smells like blue paint?Green paint.What color is a burp?Burple.What do you do when you find a blue elephant?Cheer it up.What do you do with a green monster?Wait until its ripe.What happened when a red ship crashed into a blue ship?The crew was marooned.What would you call the USA if everyone had a pink car?A pink carnation.What is a cheerleaders favorite color?Yeller.
What goes through towns, up and over hills, but doesnt move?The road.What did the little mountain say to the big mountain?Hi Cliff.What do you call a funny mountain?Hill-arious.What is the best day to go to the beach?Sunday, of course.What stays on the ground but never gets dirty?A shadow.Name a city where no one goes?Electricity.What stays in the corner and travels all over the world?A stamp.What is the tallest building in the world?The library because it has the most stories.What did the stamp say to the envelope?Stick with me and we will go places.What did the ground say to the earthquake?You crack me up.Why does the Mississippi river see so well?Because it has 4 is.Where does a penguin keep its money?In a snow bank.Where do fish keep their money?In a river-bank.How do dinosaurs pay their bills?With Tyrannosaurus checks.Where can you always find money?In the dictionary.Why did the robber take a bath before he stole from the bank?He wanted to make a clean getaway.What did one penny say to the other penny?Together we make cents.What is brown and has a head and a tail but no legs?A penny.What did the duck say after he went shopping?Put it on my bill.What did the football coach say to the broken vending machine?Give me my quarterback.What has a hundred heads and a hundred tails?One hundred pennies.Why cant you borrow money from a leprechaun?Because theyre always a little short.Why didnt the quarter roll down the hill with the nickel?Because it had more cents.What English word has three consecutive double letters?Bookkeeper.Where does success come before work?In the dictionary.Why did the businessman put a clock under his desk?Because he wanted to work over-time.Why did the nose not want to go to school?It was tired of getting picked on.How do you get straight As?By using a ruler.What did the pen say to the pencil?So, whats your point?Why did the kid study in the airplane?Because he wanted a higher education.How did the music teacher get locked out of the classroom?His keys were inside the piano.What do elves learn in school?The elf-abet.What did you learn in school today?Not enough,I have to go back tomorrow.What object is king of the classroom?The ruler.What did the pencil sharpener say to the pencil?Stop going in circles and get to the point.What do librarians take with them when they go fishing?Bookworms.What vegetables do librarians like?Peas.Why did the clock in the cafeteria run slow?It always went back four seconds.Why didnt the sun go to college?Because it already had a million degrees.Where do the pianists go for vacation?The Florida Keys.What is the smartest state?Alabamait has four As and one B.What did the paper say to the pencil?Write on.What kind of meals do math teachers eat?Square meals.Teacher: Now class, whatever I ask, I want you to all answer at once. How much is six plus four?Class: At once.Why didnt the two 4s want any dinner?Because they already 8.What is a math teachers favorite season?Next pageFont size:
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