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*The Perfect Gift for Your Dad This Holiday Season! (WARNING: He Could Use These Jokes to Embarrass You!)
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Jeez Dad! 101 Dad Jokes So Cringe You Wont Make it Past The First Page!
Dad Jokes!
Matthew Fraser
Published by Matthew Fraser, 2019.
While every precaution has been taken in the preparation of this book, the publisher assumes no responsibility for errors or omissions, or for damages resulting from the use of the information contained herein.
JEEZ DAD! 101 DAD JOKES SO CRINGE YOU WONT MAKE IT PAST THE FIRST PAGE!
First edition. November 1, 2019.
Copyright 2019 Matthew Fraser.
ISBN: 978-1393253945
Written by Matthew Fraser.
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What does a sheep say when it sees something disgusting?
Ewe
whats the difference between an indian and african elephant?
about 6500 miles.
How does an elephant climb a tree?
It uses the trunk.
Why are cows great at dancing at parties?
They have all the mooooooves
Did you hear about the horse that had an accident last week?
Its now in a stable condition.
What's a dogs favourite thing to play with the park?
Bark
Whats the best job for a spider?
Anything with Web developing
What should you call your pet dalmation?
Spot
What happened to the bear that got wet?
He was a drizzly.
What did the mother buffalo say to her son as he went to school?
Bi-son
Whats a monkeys best dance move?
The banana split
Wife: can you leave the garbage out please?
Dad: Once Im finished watching my favourite commercial sure.
What do you call a nosey horse that lives next door?
A neighhhh-bour.
What does a mountain lion and a middle-aged lady have in common?
They are both cougars.
Whats a dogs favourite Abba song ?
Poopa Scoopa
What does a snake and snoop dog have in common?
They can both rap.
What do you call a dog in a rush?
A dash-hound
Whats the richest animal in the ocean?
A goldfish
Why did the whale blush?
It saw the oceans bottom
How do you put the cat out?
With water
What is a pigs strongest attack move in karate?
The pork chop
I had a turtle as a teacher.
He tortoise well.
Do you know what the smartest insect is?
A spelling bee.
How come a lobster never shares anything?
Because its shellfish.
Whats a beavers favorite swear word?
Dam!
Did you hear about the Horse that fell down a hill?
He couldnt giddyup.
Son: Whats the smartest animal in the world?
Dad: your mother.
Whats a polar bears favourite hobby?
Netflix and chill
Did you hear about the reckless frog that got into a car accident?
His vehicle was toad away.
Why did the cat scratch me while watching TV?
I hit paws by accident.
Where do sharks go on holiday?
Fin-land
Wife: you are up early
Dad: yea, I heard you singing in the shower and jumped right out of bed
I went to Disneyland because my kids love Donald Duck.
They were so excited when I got home and told them
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