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The Essential Compendium of Dad Jokesfeatures 301 wonderfully cringe-worthy dad jokesincluding the classics, twists on the classics, and fresh new material.
For the first time ever, the best of the worst dad jokes are compiled in one pun-filled place. With original illustrations throughout, this extensive collection is sure to provide hours of silliness for the whole family. After all, no matter how groan-inducing dad jokes are, they will always have a special place in the joke arsenal.
Contains dozens of interesting tidbits, joke-telling pointers, and profiles of legendary dad jokers
Features jokes from Im on a seafood diet , , , I see food and I eat it to I used to hate facial hair . . . but now its growing on me
Great for fathers, patient mothers, tolerant children, and anyone else who loves a pun
They make us cringe, chuckle, and roll our eyes, but we all love a wonderfully corny dad joke.
The Essential Compendium of Dad Jokesis so bad its good, ensuring loads of laughter for the whole family.
A hilarious book for dads and dads at heart, as well as pun and dumb joke lovers
Add it to the collection of books like 101 So Bad, Theyre Good Dad Jokes by Elias Hill, Jokes Every Man Should Know (Stuff You Should Know) by Don Steinberg, and Dad Jokes: Terribly Good Dad Jokes by Share The Love Gifts

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FOR DADDY AKA HUDSON WHO ALWAYS HAS A CORNY JOKE UP HIS SLEEVE Copyright - photo 1FOR DADDY AKA HUDSON WHO ALWAYS HAS A CORNY JOKE UP HIS SLEEVE Copyright - photo 2 FOR DADDY, AKA HUDSON,
WHO ALWAYS HAS A CORNY JOKE
UP HIS SLEEVE Copyright 2020 by Maria Ribas Literary LLC All rights reserved No part of - photo 3 Copyright 2020 by Maria Ribas Literary, LLC
All rights reserved. No part of this book may be reproduced in any form without written permission from the publisher. ISBN 978-1-4521-8413-5 (epub, mobi) Library of Congress Cataloging-in-Publication Data is available. ISBN 978-1-4521-8279-7 (hardcover) Design by Jon Glick. Chronicle Books LLC.
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WISECRACKING IN THE WILD
In my career as a lumberjack Ive cut exactly 2324 trees Every time I - photo 4 In my career as a lumberjack, Ive cut exactly 2,324 trees. It was truly a groundbreaking creation. Two GOLDFISH are in a TANK . It was truly a groundbreaking creation. Two GOLDFISH are in a TANK .

One says to the other, Do you know how to drive this thing? Why can you never find elephants when they hide in trees? Because theyre so good at it What do you call a dog that can do MAGIC A - photo 9Because theyre so good at it. What do you call a dog that can do MAGIC ? A Lacadabrador.What do you call an alligator in a VEST An investigator I used to have - photo 10 What do you call an alligator in a VEST ? An investigator! I used to have a job COLLECTING LEAVES . I was raking it in. What happens if a FROG parks illegally? They get toad Why do CRABS never give to charity Because theyre - photo 11They get toad. Why do CRABS never give to charity? Because theyre shellfish creatures! Why couldnt you hear the PTERODACTYL go to the bathroom? Because the P is silent! Why do bees HUM ? Because they dont know the words I named my dogs ROLEX and TIMEX - photo 12Because they dont know the words! I named my dogs ROLEX and TIMEX . Theyre my watch dogs Whats the difference between a HIPPO and a ZIPPO - photo 13Theyre my watch dogs! Whats the difference between a HIPPO and a ZIPPO ? Ones really heavy while the other one is a little lighter. Did you hear about the CIRCUS fire? It was in tents! What do you call a pony with a SORE THROAT ? A little hoarse.I just watched a program about BEAVERS It was the best dam program Ive - photo 14 I just watched a program about BEAVERS . It was the best dam program Ive ever seen. What did the PIRATE say on his th birthday? Aye, matey! How can you tell if an ANT is a boy or a girl? Theyre all girls, otherwise theyd be uncles. How do you organize an OUTER SPACE party? You planet I dont know why TREES make me so nervous I guess because - photo 15You planet. I dont know why TREES make me so nervous... I guess because theyre so shady.What type of magazines do COWS enjoy reading Cattlelogs What did the - photo 16 What type of magazines do COWS enjoy reading? Cattlelogs. What did the OCEAN say to the sailboat? Nothing; it just waved. What do you call an ELEPHANT that doesnt matter? An irrelephant. What did the mermaid wear to MATH CLASS ? An algae-bra. What do you call a fish with NO EYES ? A fsh.I ordered a CHICKEN and an EGG online Ill let you know which comes first - photo 17 I ordered a CHICKEN and an EGG online. and then it hit me. Which letter has THE MOST water in it? The Have you heard the joke about the GIANT Never mind its over your - photo 23.Have you heard the joke about the GIANT Never mind its over your head - photo 24 Have you heard the joke about the GIANT ? Never mind; its over your head. What did the angry HEDGEHOG say to its enemy? Im going to quill you. What did the FISH say when he swam into a wall? Dam. What do you call a BEE with a QUIET buzz? A mumblebee. What if CATS have been trying to tell us theyre in pain this entire time? Me ow? The credit card company sent me another CAMOUFLAGED bull! Its thoseHIDDEN CHARGESthat you really have to watch out for. Why didnt the DINOSAUR cross the road? Because roads werent invented yet What do you call a bear with NO EARS - photo 25Because roads werent invented yet. What do you call a bear with NO EARS ? B What do you call a snake thats 314 meters long A pi-thon Whats - photo 26B. What do you call a snake thats 3.14 meters long? A pi-thon. Whats more impressive than a TALKING DOG ? A spelling bee.Why do you have to be careful when its raining cats and dogs You might step - photo 27 Why do you have to be careful when its raining cats and dogs? You might step in a poodle! Did you hear about the huge SALE on canoes? Its quite the oar deal. Where do animals go when they lose their TAILS ?

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