Sandy Silverthorne - Now Thats Funny: 451 Side-Splitting Jokes for Kids

Now thats funny! What do cows read at breakfast? The mooospaper. Now thats funny too! What do you call a bunch of little dogs with cameras? Pup-arazzi! Now that is REALLY funny! Congratulations! You have in your hands the silliest, funniest, craziest, laugh-filled book on the planet! At least I think so. Its full of jokes, riddles, funny stories, one-liners, and knock-knocks that will definitely have you FOFL (falling on the floor laughing). Its also packed with crazy, silly illustrations and cartoons throughout. What kind of fish fixes your grand piano? A piano tuna. Now thats funny! Also, youll get a chance to test your tongue-twisting talent with tons of the toughest tongue twisters around.

Like this: Six slimy snails slid slowly seaward. If youve ever dreamed of being a comedian, this is a great way to start. Try these hilarious jokes and one-liners out on your friends, family, and even your teachers. Knock, knock. Whos there? Venice. Venice who? Venice this door going to open? Wow, look at this: A truck loaded with vapor rub overturned on the freeway yesterday.

Oddly enough, there was no congestion for eight hours. Now thats funny! So get ready to giggle, snicker, chuckle, guffaw, snort, crack up, and hoot. And definitely get ready to say, NOW THATS FUNNY! Emily Biddles Little-Known Book Titles Digging into Ancient History by R. K. Ology Its Your Choice! by Howard U. Lykett Im Tired of Schoolwork! by Anita Vacation Communicating with Cows by I.

Ken Moo Would You Like a Million Dollars? by Sherwood B. Nice Learn How to Dance by Tristin Shout Im Just Kidding! by Shirley U. Jest Discovering Dinosaurs by Tara Dacktill Raising Pigs, Goats, and Cattle by Iona Farm Getting Close to Bees by I. Ben Stung More Books in Emilys Collection The Worlds Easiest Diet by M. T. Cupboards How I Crossed the Sahara by Rhoda Camel Working at the Gas Station by Phil R.

Upp Ham on Rye by Della Catessen Who Saw Him Go? by Wendy Leave 101 Recipes by R. U. Hungry Simple Household Fixes by Andy Mann The Laser Battle by Ray Gunn Awake All Night by Constance Noring Exploring the South Pole by Anne Arctic

About the Author

Sandy Silverthorne , author of Crack Yourself Up Jokes for Kids , More Crack Yourself Up Jokes for Kids , and Made You Laugh! , has been writing and illustrating books since 1988 and currently has over 800,000 copies in print. His award-winning Great Bible Adventure childrens series with Harvest House sold over 170,000 copies and has been distributed in eight languages worldwide. His One-Minute Mysteries series has sold over 240,000 copies. Hes written and illustrated over 30 books and has worked with such diverse clients as Universal Studios Tour, Doubleday Publishers, Penguin, World Vision, the University of Oregon, the Charlotte Hornets, and the Academy of Television Arts and Sciences.

Sandy has worked as a cartoonist, author, illustrator, actor, pastor, speaker, and comedian. Apparently, its hard for him to focus. Connect with him at sandysilverthornebooks.com. sandysilverthornebooks.com

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Jokes, Riddles, and other Fun!

Q: What do you call a hen who can count her own eggs? A: A mathemachicken.

Dan:	Where did Noah keep the old bees?
Jan:	In the ark-hives.

Misty:	What kind of bull is the cutest?
Christy:	A dor-a-bull.

Logan:	What do you get when you cross a police dog with a skunk?
Rogan:	Law and odor.

Q: Why did the silly guy put a fir tree in his living room? A: He wanted to spruce up the place. Q: How do you make a strawberry shake? A: Take it to a scary movie. Q: How do you make a strawberry shake? A: Take it to a scary movie.

Q: What do you call a grumpy cow? A: Mooo-dy. Q: Whats the coldest tropical island? A: Brrr-muda. Tongue Twisters Randys lawn rake rarely rakes really right. I saw Susie sitting in a shoeshine shop. A skunk sat on a stump and thunk the stump stunk, but the stump thunk the skunk stunk. Background, background, black, black, brown, brown.

Near an ear, a nearer ear, a nearly eerie ear.

Jack:	How does the man in the moon hold up his pants?
Zach:	With an asteroid belt.

Mason:	What do you call a GPS on a battleship?
Jason:	A Navy-gator.

Donny:	What do you call a pirate who skips classes?
Lonny:	Captain Hooky.

Optometrist:	Your results arent very good.
Patient:	Can I see them?