You are truly a gift from the Lord.
If it werent for you, I wouldnt be doing any of this. Thanks for letting me crack myself up again. To Christy: I learn from you every day. And not just computer stuff either. I love your commitment
to loving Jesus and other people. And together,
were joke makers.
To Lonnie at Baker Publishing Group and Nick at WordServe Literary: Big thanks for making this book happen. Youre the best!
Introduction
Y ouve cracked yourself up with the first joke book; now are you ready for some more? More giggles, more chuckles, more laughs? Do you want to make your friends, your family, and even your teachers crack up a little more ? This book has more one-liners, more knock-knock jokes, more puns, more riddles, and even more hilarious illustrations. Throw in some truly impossible tongue twisters, and this is the book for you! So what are you waiting for? Get ready to read and laugh and giggle and crack yourself up even more !
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About the Author
Sandy Silverthorne , author of Crack Yourself Up Jokes for Kids , has been writing and illustrating books since 1988 and currently has over 600,000 copies in print.
His award-winning Great Bible Adventure childrens series with Harvest House sold over 170,000 copies and has been distributed in eight languages worldwide. Hes written and illustrated over thirty books and has worked with such diverse clients as Universal Studios Tour, Doubleday Publishers, Penguin, World Vision, the University of Oregon, the Charlotte Hornets, and the Academy of Television Arts and Sciences. His recent series One-Minute Mysteries has already sold over 240,000 copies. Sandy has worked as a cartoonist, author, illustrator, actor, pastor, speaker, and comedian. Apparently its hard for him to focus.
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Contents
Crack Yourself Up Jokes
Q: How does the Man in the Moon give himself a haircut? A: Eclipse it. Q: What did the mom broom say to the baby broom? A: Time to go to sweep, dear. Q: What has four wheels and gives milk? A: A cow on a skateboard.
Q: Why is a bees hair always sticky? A: Because they use honeycombs! Q: Why did the man keep running around his bed? A: Because he was trying to catch up on his sleep!
Caden: | Will this road take me to Springfield? |
Max: | Nope. Youre going to have to drive yourself. |
Lonny: | Whats a runners favorite subject in school? |
Donny: | Jog-raphy. |
Christy: | What is a kittens favorite movie? |
Misty: | The Sound of Mewsic . |
Q: What did the book name his daughter? A: Page. Q: What has four legs and flies? A: Two birds.
Q: You break it every time you say it. What is it? A: Silence. Q: Where do whales go to hear music? A: To the orca-stra! Q: Where do sheep go on vacation? A: To the Baa-hamas.
Joe: | What has four eyes but cant see? |
Bo: | Mississippi. |
Jon: | What can you catch but cant ever throw? |
Ron: | A cold. |
Dan: | What do you call a cow who cuts your grass? |
Jan: | A lawn mooer. |
Brian: | Wheres a good place to store your dog? |
Ryan: | In the barking lot. |
Patient: | Doctor, I have a ringing in my ears. What should I do? |
Doctor: | Get an unlisted number. |
Q: Whats a dogs favorite breakfast? A: Pooched eggs.
Max: | What do you call a dog who loves having its hair washed? |
Alsea: | A shampoodle. |
Q: Whats black and white, black and white, black and white and green? A: Three skunks fighting over a pickle.