Sally Lindley - Pocket Fun: Very Silly Jokes
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What did the zero say to the eight? Nice belt! If you like silly humour, then youll just love this book. Its packed with playful puns, ridiculous riddles, and zany zingers. The hilarious, full-colour illustrations will have you rolling on the floor! Suitable for kids aged 5 to 105.
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Why did the lion eat the stilt walker? It wanted a well-balanced meal! 
What does an octopus use to cut something in half? A sea-saw! 
What do you call a monkey with a scar and a wand? Hairy Potter! 
What do polar bears do when theyre not hunting? They just chill! 
What did the frog say when it saw the toad? Warts new? 
How do you start a firefly race? On your marks, get set, glow! 
What weighs 10 tons and squirts custard at you? An elephant eating a donut! 
Where do sharks go for the winter? Finland! 
Whats worse than a bull in a china shop? A porcupine in a balloon factory! 
Why didnt the penguin get married? Because it got cold feet! 
Whats big, furry, and flies? A hot-air baboon! 
Whats the best job for a spider? Web designer! 
What do you get if you cross a snake with a builder? A boa constructor! 
How does a hippo get to school? On the hippopotabus! 
Why dont tuna play tennis? They dont want to get caught in the net! 
Did you hear the joke about skunks?No? Good, because it stunk!
What do you call a man who lives with a pack of wolves? Wolfgang. 
What toy did the baby snake have? A rattle! 
What do you call a flying skunk? A smellycopter! 
What did the lobster say to her husband? Stop being so snappy! 
Why are elephants always late for the plane? Because they take so long to pack their trunks! 
Whats the fastest way for a reindeer to travel? By icicle! 
What do you call a hairdressing competition for lions? The mane event! 
What did the macaw say to the toucan? Talk is cheep! 
What did the TV presenter say when he saw a herd of wildebeest coming over the hill? And now for some gnus... 
What has 99 legs and one eye? A pirate centipede! 
What do you call a really, really old ant? An antique! 
What do you call twin porcupines? A prickly pair! 
What do you get if you spill birdseed in your shoes? Pigeon toes! 
Whats the most common music in the jungle? Snake, rattle, and roll! 
Whats black and white and red all over? A sunburned zebra! 
What do you call an empty bowl of parrot food? Polly-gone! 
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