William Daniel - Youre Joking Me--Jokes for Kids by a Kid

Q: What is a golfers favorite drink? A: Tee. Q: What happens when a pony sings? A: He gets a little hoarse. Q: What happens when snowmen get nervous? A: They get cold feet. Q: What did the pet store employee say to the customer when he couldnt speak clearly? A: Cat got your tongue? Q: Why did the guy stand on a microwaved calendar? A: He wanted to be on a hot date. Q: What do dinosaurs mine with? A: Dino-mite. Q: What is a pigs best talent? A: Bakin.

Q : What insect is the warmest? A: A yellow jacket. Q: What piece of cloth is the sleepiest? A: A napkin. Q: What did the announcer say about the race against two electricians? A: It was down to the wire. Q: What did the cat say when he fell into the river? A: Are you kitten me? Q: What type of wood do people make shoes out of? A: Sandalwood. Q: What did the candy store owner have when he was sad? A: He had chocolatiers. Q: What is a socks favorite sport? A: Soccer.

Q: What is the fattest fruit? A: A plumpkin. Q: What did one car say to the other car? A: Youre driving me crazy. Q: How do you know if a fashion model is your enemy? A: If they pose a threat. Q: Why was Billies garden so short? A: Because it was a yard. Q: Why did the guy do a marathon to the White House? A: He was running for president. Q: How did the bodiless man win the race? A: He was a head.

Q: What did the lightning bolt say to the tornado? A: You stole my thunder. Q: What is the best tool to practice with? A: A drill. Q: What did the candy store owner say to the customer? A: Its a pretty sweet deal. Q: Why was the baker so rich? A: He had lots of dough. Q: Which composer is used for opening doors? A: Handel. Q: Why do trash can movies earn a lot of money? A: They get a high grossing.

Q: Why did no one laugh at the boxers joke? A: He didnt have a good punch line. Q: What did one glue bottle say to another glue bottle when they were entering the maze? A: Lets stick together. Q: Who are the best friends in technology? A: The earbuds. Q: Why did the golfer go to the laundromat? A: She wanted to get a new iron. Q: What is a chefs favorite motorcycle? A: A chopper. Q: What is a dogs favorite type of story? A: A fairy tail.

Q: What happened when the guy threw his bowl of cereal into the lake? A: He skipped breakfast. Knock knock. Whos there? Yeah. Yeah who? Why are you so excited, is it your birthday? Knock knock. Whos there? Dusty. Dusty who? Dusty have a minute to help me? Q: What do pickles put in their gardens? A: Daffodills.

Q: What is a scientists favorite breed of dog? A: A labrador. Q: Where do sharks go on vacation? A: Finland. Q: What type of vegetable do chickens eat? A: Eggplant. Q: What happened when the guy messed with time? A: He got clocked. Q: What type of candy do auto mechanics eat? A: Caramel. Knock knock.

Whos there? Howard. Howard who? Howard you doing today? Knock knock. Whos there? Linda. Linda who? Will you Linda hand? Knock knock. Whos there? Can. Can who? Can you reach my jacket from there? Q: What happens when a musician gets in trouble? A: There will B major consequences.

Knock knock. Whos there? Marble. Marble who? Its so marblous to see you. Q: How do you make a chair rock? A: You give it a guitar. Q: What do cakes say to each other while playing baseball? A: Batter up! Q: Why was the plant so big? A: It had a growth sprout. Q: What happened when the guy tripped over the guitar? A: It ended on a low note.