Whee Winn - Lots of Christmas Jokes for Kids

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Also by Whee WinnLots of Jokes for KidsLots of Knock-Knock Jokes for KidsThe Super, Epic, Mega Joke Book for KidsWhat do you call Santa when hes broke? Saint Nickel-less. Which of Santas reindeer is the most impolite? Rude-olph. How many presents can Santa fit in an empty sack? Only oneafter that its not empty anymore. What does Santa like to do in the garden? Hoe, hoe, hoe. Where does Santa put his suit after Christmas? In the Claus-et. If eleven elves were in the workshop and another joined them, what would he be? The twelf. Where does Santa sleep when hes traveling? In a ho-ho-hotel. Why dont you see many reindeer in zoos? They cant afford the admission. What do you call someone whos afraid of both Christmas and tight spaces? Santa-Claustrophobic. Why does Santa like to go down chimneys? Because they soot him. Why do reindeer have fur coats? Because they look silly in parkas. What do you call it when Santa takes a nap? Santa Pause. Why doesnt Santa get sick from all the chimney soot? He got his flue shot. Where do you find reindeer? Depends on where you left them. What do you call Santa after he comes down the chimney? Cinder Claus. What does an elf with a broken leg use to help her walk? A candy cane. What do you call Santa if he goes down the chimney when the fires lit? Crisp Kringle. What would a reindeer do if she lost her tail? Go to a retail shop for a new one. What do you call a frozen elf hanging from the ceiling? An elfcicle. Why does Santa love to golf? He always gets a ho-ho-hole in one. How many legs do reindeer have? Forelegs in the front and two in the back. Knock, knock. Whos there? Coal. Coal who? Coal me if you hear Santa coming.What did the reindeer say when he saw an elf? Nothingreindeer cant talk. Why didnt the elf believe in himself? He had low elf-esteem. Which is Santas favorite state? Idaho-ho-ho. What do you call a scary reindeer? A cariboo. How can you tell Santa is good at karate? He has a black belt. How long should a reindeers legs be? Just long enough to reach the ground. Why dont you ever see Santa in the hospital? Because he has private elf care. How do you make a slow reindeer fast? You stop feeding it. Where do elves go to dance? Christmas Balls. What is Santas favorite athletic event? The North Pole-vault. What did Santa name his two-legged reindeer? Eileen. What do you call it when Father Christmas claps his hands? Santapplause. Whats the difference between a reindeer and a snowball? Theyre both brown, except the snowball. Knock, knock. Whos there? Alaska. Alaska who? Alaska Santa for a new bike.What did the elf say when he won the lottery? Christmas be my lucky day. What game do reindeer play in their stalls? Stable tennis. Why did Santa get a ticket on Christmas Eve? He left his sleigh in a snow parking zone. And what happened to his sleigh? It got mistle-towed. How do the elves clean the sleigh the day after Christmas? They use Santa-tizer. What goes Oh, oh, oh? Santa Claus walking backwards. Which reindeer can jump higher than a house? All of themhouses cant jump. What goes ho-ho-whoosh, ho-ho-whoosh? Santa Claus stuck in a revolving door. What do you call an elf walking backwards? A fle. What do you get if you cross Santa with a flying saucer? A UF-ho-ho-ho. Where do reindeer go to vote? The North Poll. Whats black and white and red all over? Santa Claus, once hes come down the chimney. Who is an elfs favorite singer? Elvish Presley. What is big and green and carries a trunk? An elfant. Whats red and white, red and white, red and white? Santa Claus rolling down a hill. What did Mrs. What did Mrs.

Claus say to Santa when she saw dark clouds in the sky? Looks like rain, dear. What is red and white and goes up and down, up and down? Santa in an elevator. What do you call a rich elf? Welfy. Whats red and white and falls down the chimney? Santa Klutz. What does Santa use to take pictures? A North Pole-aroid When should you give reindeer milk to a baby? When its a baby reindeer. Who delivers Christmas gifts to sharks? Santa Jaws. Knock, knock. Whos there? Olive. Olive who? Olive the other reindeer.Who delivers Christmas gifts to the gazelles? Santelope. What kind of money do elves use? Jingle bills. Who delivers Christmas gifts to kittens? Santa Claws. What do you call a reindeer wearing earmuffs? Anythinghe cant hear you. Why did the elf push his bed into the fireplace? Because he wanted to sleep like a log. Who delivers Christmas gifts to elephants? Elephanta Claus. What do you call a sad reindeer? Blue-dolph. Who delivers Christmas gifts to bears? Panda Claus. What is green and white and red all over? A sunburned elf. How did Santa win the baseball game? He hit a ho-ho-home run. What do you call a blind reindeer? No eye deer. What did Santa say to the elf who was making a globe in his workshop?

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